20 Tweets That Will Hit Indian Engineers Right in the Feels
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Engineering is not just a thing you study, in India. It is a way of life that is often forced upon young innocent teens and it is a burden they have to bear for the rest of their lives. They are forced to live in the poverty of their hostels and they are forever shunned by the opposite sex. But they rise. They are hardy. They are intelligent. They are scrappy. And most of all, they don't care.
Today on Engineer's Day, here are 20 tweets that every Indian engineering student can relate to and it will totally hit them right in the feels!
Life story of an engineer. pic.twitter.com/TXcM7CC3Ig
— Dead Mau5hi (@AdvancedMaushi) February 27, 2016
When an engineer sees appointment letter pic.twitter.com/KLMd2AXcbm
— Aman (@Firki_) December 8, 2015
No one generates as many random logical statements as a drunk engineer.
— dorku (@Dorkstar) August 16, 2014
me at 6: gonna be wwf champ
at 10: gonna be pokémon master
at 14: gonna be astronaut
god: wait for it
— amrtsh (@floydimus) November 17, 2014
The Software Engineer in me screams "Cache koi mil jaaye".
— izzy (@abcdefu) November 11, 2013
Somebody called me a 'frustrated engineer' yesterday and I felt really bad. Just say 'engineer' please, the rest is understandable anyway.
— pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) December 23, 2015
2 things I can't forgive my parents for:
1 Making me choose engineering.
2 Not getting me "joote me hai lights" waale Action Shoes as a kid
— m (@Psilosophy) February 28, 2015
Mechanical Engineer friend is getting married. He wants to sell 2 TB hard-disk loaded with all kinds of porn. Price 10k. Lemme know
— Sagar (@sagarcasm) July 2, 2016
You know you're an engineer when girls want your hard disk and there is no typo in that statement.
— dorku (@Dorkstar) May 23, 2013
Hey you, engineer, what's your MBAtion in life?
— izzy (@abcdefu) August 31, 2012
Who are we? Indians!
What do we want? Olympic medals!
How about excelling your own kid in a sport? "Pehle usse engineer toh banne do!"
— Ojas. (@Ojasism) August 16, 2016
That one girl in engineering batch pic.twitter.com/zd1gond4wo
— dorku (@Dorkstar) April 11, 2015
"Happy Engineer's Day to all engineers throughout the country, without you guys we'd be in total loss." - Shaadi dot com
— A muse sing (@LoKarloFollow) September 15, 2013
A businessman's "Damn that girl in black dress is so hot. Lemme buy her a drink" is every engineer's "Chhod na yaar, aukaat ke bahar hai."
— pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) May 19, 2013
Typical engineer tries to experiment with his perfectly fine gadgets. Screws them up. Spends hours trying to restore them. Then feels proud.
— dorku (@Dorkstar) May 4, 2013
Engineering student is a guy irate over the fact that the Xerox-Wala outside his college earns more than he will after becoming an engineer.
— udaas priest (@UdaasPriest) February 10, 2013
Mechanical engg branch boys posing with the girl of their branch. pic.twitter.com/OHU2xeW6l2
— billoo (@MohitParmarr) April 15, 2016
— iRonny (@GyanDoBaba) September 15, 2016
— Fart Vader (@LordFartVader) September 15, 2016
The word "Engineer" is derived from "Anjaneyar" (or Hanuman), who built a bridge and didn't hang around with girls. #ItAllHappenedInIndia
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) September 15, 2011