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Celebrities who should go to Mars and never come back


Updated: November 6, 2013, 11:36 PM IST
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Celebrities who should go to Mars and never come back
While everybody is in a mood to celebrate India's accomplishment, we draw a list of celebs who should be sent to the red planet.

New Delhi: Even a day after the successful launch of Mangalyaan to Mars, many continue to take to Twitter to spark a wave of merriment. For those who came in late, the Mars Orbiter (also called Mangalyaan) was initiated on an Indian Polar Satellite Launch Vehicle from the Satish Dhawan Space Centre in Sriharikota, Andhra Pradesh.

While everybody is in a mood to celebrate India's latest accomplishment, we draw a list of celebrities who should undoubtedly be sent to the red planet on the pretence of a reality show since they have no business on Earth. These are the celebrities who made headlines for all the wrong reasons and have an image tainted by multiple scandals and controversies. Read on...

Digvijaya Singh: Congress General Secretary Digvijaya Singh has often grabbed everyone's attention for his foot-in-mouth remarks. It would be interesting to see how he survives on the red planet.

Armaan Kohli: He may have soared the TRPs of reality show 'Bigg Boss 7', but his trivial arguments and bickering can irk anyone. Think of the strategies he would use to deal with almost no food supply on Mars!

Ram Gopal Varma: Yes, he too should spend the rest of his life on Mars. Popular for controversial behaviour, Ram Gopal Varma ought to be away to ensure he doesn't work on unintelligent films. Remember 'Ram Gopal Varma Ki Aag', 'Not A Love Story', 'Rakht Charitra 2'? No more torture, right?

Honey Singh: Since being on Mars would mean staying away from adulation, parties and awards nights, singer Honey Singh will get enough time to think of songs which aren't loaded with cuss words.

Poonam Pandey: The starlet's erratic behaviour and weird publicity stunts has helped her achieve publicity. How will she tweet her experience from Mars is a question that remains unanswered.

Sherlyn Chopra: First Indian to grace the cover of Playboy, Sherlyn Chopra may have had a great time with Hugh Hefner at his mansion. How will she survive sans the intrusive paparazzi on Mars?

Veena Malik: Since she thrives on attention, the Pakistani starlet will vex fellow contestants with her sudden outbursts and erratic behaviour.

Lalu Prasad: RJD president Lalu Prasad, who is serving time for fodder scam, is popular for his ability to entertain his fans, but he does give his detractors convincing reasons to detest him. Little wonder as to why people pity him for his current condition. Lalu is earning Rs 14 a day for his gardening skills at the Birsa Munda Central Jail in Hotwar.

First Published: November 6, 2013, 11:36 PM IST
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