A dairy farmer in the United States was caught unawares as he got hit in the face with a cow poop projectile.
Karter Kilburg made light of the incident which took place as he was cleaning a shed at his farm in Bellevue on May 13. He uploaded footage of the amusing incident and tweeted that he was standing in “direct line of fire” and revealed why he couldn’t take any evasive action as he “didn’t even stand a chance.”
I didn’t even stand a chance. Direct line of fire. Typical Monday... pic.twitter.com/iJpiyu5GxK— Karter Kilburg 🗯 (@karter_kilburg) May 14, 2019
Kilburg is seen sweeping up a vacant feeding station as the cow lifts its tail to unleash feces on him before he could even react.
“As you can see I waited for her so she could walk away and s*** somewhere else,” Kilburg tweeted. “Turns out she had an agenda.”
There were some funny reactions to the tweet as well, with one user writing that the video reminded her “of a relationship” she was in.
As you can see I waited for her so she could walk away and shit somewhere else. Turns out she had an agenda.— Karter Kilburg 🗯 (@karter_kilburg) May 14, 2019
Dude, was your mouth open?— Maxwell Peters (@His_Duudeness) May 14, 2019
Damn. What yall feeding them cows? Busch light?— Chris Curry (@CurryCurrys132) May 15, 2019
Tail was up dude. You should know better. 😂😂— Capitalism will fix it. (@CoryHonold) May 15, 2019
“Typical Monday,” he wrote. The farmer joked he was thankful to God that his mouth wasn’t open.