Ah sh*t, here we go again.
If you are one of those who is single by choice or halaat this Valentine's Day, it's OKAY.
Teddies, kisses, hugs, Archies cards, V-Day shayari aren't your thing? No problem.
Here's a complete list of 2020's Oscar-winning movies that you can go and binge-watch this weekend.
Also, BoJack Horseman final season is out there. Just saying.
But if you have no plans whatsoever on the Love Day, we have put together a bunch of memes and jokes that you can sit back and have a hearty laugh over.
Save money this Valentine's Day by being unlovable— Sorrow-scopes (@Sorrowscopes) February 12, 2020
Don’t believe in the hype of marketing around Valentine’s Day.— Shridhar V (@iimcomic) February 13, 2020
14th February is just another date you don’t have 🎉
some dating advice from seasoned couples ❤️ pic.twitter.com/PdIsKmSR7s— Zomato India (@ZomatoIN) February 13, 2020
"babe, we don't need a day to celebrate it — for us every day is Valentine's Day"— Pranav Sapra (@pranavsapra) February 14, 2020
"seedha seedha bol na gift ke paise nahi hai"
When someone asks your Valentine’s Day plans. pic.twitter.com/A4r2EYXOpC— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) February 14, 2020
And some evergreen jokes to lighten things up.
Friend : Valentine's Day pe kiske saath baahar ja raha hai?— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) February 12, 2017
Me : Umeed ke saath
Valentine’s Day is the Comic Sans of holidays.— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) February 14, 2018
I told this girl to talk dirty to me in DM. Now we are discussing politics and religion.— Sagar (@sagarcasm) December 12, 2015
*termites on date*— Ren (@kaminapun) October 18, 2015
Waiter: what would you like to order, sir?
Termite: table for two.
"Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?"— Zachary (@zacharywhyde) January 28, 2018
Me: Yes... February 14th
Texted 'Get well soon' to a guy who's in coma and 'Happy birthday' to my crush. The guy replied 'Thanks'— Akash (@vaderakash) September 25, 2016
This is one of the most fulfilling relationships I've had in in my life pic.twitter.com/wBF9CuvCG4— Bratticus (@bharatunnithan) August 6, 2016
(late 20s & living w parents)— bangsty (@_bangstea_) December 24, 2016
me: mom we r out of eggs so i am going out to buy some
mom: soon u will b out of eggs that cannot be bought
It's so annoying when you love someone and want to spend the rest of your life with them and they don't accept your friend request.— bol ke zubaan hai jab tak 🇮🇳 (@GhantaGuy) August 19, 2015
Hindu Mahasabha is my last hope to get married.— Shan (@klpe) February 4, 2015
Yaha logo ka roka ho raha hai, aur mere sath ab bhi dhoka ho raha hai.— BeingNita (@VinithaShetty) April 17, 2016
The true face of the Friendzone pic.twitter.com/keGxR0DjmD— Sahil Rizwan (@SahilRiz) December 22, 2014
A classic BigB tweet for you to ponder upon.
T 3090 - A question :— Amitabh Bachchan (@SrBachchan) February 14, 2019
Is it by accident that Children's Day on 14th November is exactly 9 months 3 days after Valentine's Day on 14th February !!
You're doing amazing, sweetie.
ur purpose in the universe may not hapen during ur lifetime. a thousamd years from now, two ppl may fall in love over the dust u left behind— jonny sun (@jonnysun) February 5, 2016