Did you know that God has a Twitter account?
Why waste your time praying and begging God to pay heed to your prayers when you can simply tweet to him? He might be a tad busy, but we're sure he'll reply to your tweets.
David Javerbaum, writer and producer, has named his Twitter account, "God" and he uses it to share unfiltered personal opinions on a public platform. He had shared a tweet in support of the LGBTQI+A community during the Pride Month. However, Twitter apparently took offence to the tweet and suspended his account.
This was the tweet:
If gay people are a mistake, they're a mistake I've made hundreds of millions of times, which proves I'm incompetent and shouldn't be relied upon for anything.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) June 11, 2019
Yesterday, the account was restored and we must say, Twitter was pretty cheeky with the message they sent to God. God, in turn, shared a screenshot of the same and followed it up with this tweet:
"Hello God".— God (@TheTweetOfGod) June 11, 2019
Don't try to make all kissy-kissy with Me now, Twitter. It's too late.
You messed with the wrong Near Eastern Bronze Age sky-father-king projection.
By the time I'm done with you, MYSPACE will laugh at your relevance. pic.twitter.com/5tasH3X0t4
Followers of God flooded the thread will hilarious reactions:
I think this might qualify me for sainthood.https://t.co/ihVbXwhaLh— Hershel's [REDACTED] Kid (@HershelsKid) June 11, 2019
You know, there was a time when you would have smited/smote/smat* them for less. Have you gone soft in the 6000 years that you've existed?— Steve Thompson (@SteveTMusic) June 11, 2019
Such cheek, they didn't address you as Our Father...— Patrick (@worldisee) June 11, 2019
Hey God, you’re so adorable, I might even start believing you exist— no_maj += (@helen_poppet) June 12, 2019
I think the Twitter support team meant to say— David Allsopp (@doublehelix) June 12, 2019
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned..." https://t.co/L4FqxK5OkL
Will Twitter be begging for redemption? We think not.