Internet is Stretching With Yoga Jokes After Baba Ramdev Launches Swadeshi SIM Cards
Patanjali on Sunday announced that it is entering the telecom sector with the launch of 'Swadeshi Samriddhi SIM cards'.
File photo of yoga guru Ramdev. (Getty Images)
According to reports, only Patanjali employees and office bearers will initially get the benefits of the SIM card.
The Swadeshi Samriddhi SIM cards can be recharged for Rs 144 and users will be able to make unlimited calls across the country, avail 2GB data pack along with 100 SMSes.
After the complete rollout of the SIM cards, customers will get a 10 percent discount on Patanjali products.
"There are five lakh counters of BSNL and from there people can soon get Patanjali swadeshi-samradhi card," Ramdev said, as quoted by ANI.
Of course, the news caught the eye of social media and they had something to say about the Patanjali sim cards.
Baba Ramdev's Patanjali has tied up with BSNL to launch Swadeshi Samriddhi SIM card.— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) May 28, 2018
Calls to Customer Care will be like
*Do Navasana for English*
*Hindi ke liye chakrasana karein*
Caller *angrily* : there’s no network, what do I do?
Executive : Anulom Vilom.
Baba Ramdev's Patanjali has tied up with BSNL to launch Swadeshi Samriddhi SIM cards. If this isn't a BRILLIANT strategic brand partnership, then I don't know what is, because you anyway end up doing about 14 different yoga asanas trying to get a bar of signal on a BSNL sim card.— Akshar (@AksharPathak) May 28, 2018
Patanjali launches SIM cards. Now non veg jokes will get converted into veg jokes and get delivered.— EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer) May 28, 2018
When you browse the Internet using Patanjali SIM pic.twitter.com/qC6azntzdS— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) May 29, 2018
Patanjali has launched new SIM cards.— Shridhar V (@iimcomic) May 29, 2018
The tariff plans will be extremely Flexible.
You don't get booty calls on Patanjali sims, you get jaddibooty calls 😟— Nikhil (@niquotein) May 29, 2018
If you send “Hey bitch wass up!” through patanjali sim , it will be delivered as “अरे प्रिये कैसे हो?”— डी.के. (@itsdhruvism) May 29, 2018
The SIM card also comes with medical insurance and life insurance covers. The medical insurance cover is for Rs 2.5 lakh, while life insurance costs Rs 5 lakh. The covers can only be availed in the event of a road accident.
पूज्य @yogrishiramdev जी महाराज द्वारा स्वदेशी समृद्धि सिम कार्ड लॉन्च किया गया।पतंजलि और बीएसएनएल द्वारा संयुक्त रूप से जारी इस खास सिम का फायदा पतंजलि के कार्यकर्ता और संगठन से जुड़े पदाधिकारी उठा सकेंगे। इस सिम से मिलने वाला प्रॉफिट देश हित में लगाया जाएगा। #Patanjali #BSNL pic.twitter.com/f8CR6hXZhx— Patanjali Ayurved (@PypAyurved) May 28, 2018
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