That dreadful day for all the singles out there is finally here. Yes, Valentine's Day.If you're someone who is single by choice or otherwise, don't stress. It's absolutely okay. What better to spend the entire Valentine's week than binging on your favourite shows or movies or better, brushing up previous seasons of Games of Thrones before the final chapter hits the streaming websites.
But if you have planned none of these things, which is also okay, we have compiled a bunch of jokes by Indians on Twitter just for your consumption.
Grab your popcorn, sit back and relax.
I told this girl to talk dirty to me in DM. Now we are discussing politics and religion.— SAGAR (@sagarcasm) December 12, 2015
Texted 'Get well soon' to a guy who's in coma and 'Happy birthday' to my crush. The guy replied 'Thanks'— P.R. (@pr_akash_raj) September 25, 2016
(late 20s & living w parents) me: mom we r out of eggs so i am going out to buy somemom: soon u will b out of eggs that cannot be bought— bangsty / creepowoman (@_bangstea_) December 24, 2016
Friend : Valentine's day pe kahan ja rahi ? Me: Bhaad me.— nin (@NautankiNinja) February 14, 2017
Hindu Mahasabha is my last hope to get married.— Shan (@klpe) February 4, 2015
Me: Brad and Angelina are getting divorced. Mom: Aur karo love marriage.— Kautuk Srivastava (@Cowtuk) September 20, 2016
Will you bima Valentine's?~an insurance agent.— THAT RANDOM Guy (@Soundhumor) February 4, 2017
Me- how do you say "i love you" in Spanish.She- Te Amo but as a friend.— Swagshank (@zZoker) January 8, 2017
*On valentine's day*He: Hi*On Rakshabandhan*She: hey, sorry was sleeping.— डी.के. (@itsdhruvism) February 14, 2016
Email inbox:"Valentine Day Gifts SALE""Valentine Special""Valentine's Day CONTEST""Valentine Offers"Tinder:"You have zero matches"— Akshar (@AksharPathak) February 13, 2016
Most popular places to celebrate Valentine's day :1. Restaurant2. Club3. Garden4. Theatre5. Incognito Tab— SAGAR (@sagarcasm) February 13, 2019
*termites on date*Waiter: what would you like to order, sir?Termite: table for two.— Ren (@kaminapun) October 18, 2015
Happy #ValentinesDay. If any Sangh Parivar trolls try to threaten you for being out with a friend, tell them you are celebrating the ancient Indian tradition of #KamadevaDivas ! https://t.co/US9D1unBwz— Shashi Tharoor (@ShashiTharoor) February 14, 2019
Friend : Valentine's Day pe kiske saath baahar ja raha hai?Me : Umeed ke saath— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) February 12, 2017
It's so annoying when you love someone and want to spend the rest of your life with them and they don't accept your friend request.— Shivam (@GhantaGuy) August 19, 2015
Yaha logo ka roka ho raha hai, aur mere sath ab bhi dhoka ho raha hai.— BeingNita (@VinithaShetty) April 17, 2016
Valentine's day alentine's day lentine's day entine's day ntine's day tine's day ine's day ne's day e's day 's day day ay Bhai Zara Dekhke Chalo !!#DriveSafe— NagpurCityPolice (@NagpurPolice) February 3, 2019
*Marwari gets down on his knees*Girl: Omg omg omg!Guy: Arey hatt paise gir Gaye Hain dhoondne de— Kshitiz Bhardwaj (@ImmaJoking) February 8, 2017
Non-Indians too share similar feelings on 14th February.
Are you excited for Valentine's Day? Me: 😭😭 😭 😭😭😭😭 😭 😭 😭 😭😭 😭 😭 😭 😭😭 😭😭 😭😭😭— Wordspiring© (@Wordspiring) January 28, 2018
"Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?"Me: Yes... February 14th— Zachary (@zacharywhyde) January 28, 2018
Valentine’s Day is the Comic Sans of holidays.— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) February 14, 2018
In closing, we would like to add Amitabh Bachchan's Valentine's Day trivia.
T 3090 - A question :Is it by accident that Children's Day on 14th November is exactly 9 months 3 days after Valentine's Day on 14th February !!— Amitabh Bachchan (@SrBachchan) February 14, 2019